My wife and I are eating dinner and, while I'm looking through a catalog, I see a bracelet I think she'd like. So I ask her "Ooh, do you like this one?"

And she says, "I already have one like that. It doesn't make sense to have two of something that are the same."

So I replied, "That's just what Dr. Dalbagni (my surgeon) said to me."

And then she hit me.

Courtesy of Rob Shultz