About 30 years ago my cousin Sammy was diagnosed with testicular cancer
as a young man in his 20's. Fortunately they caught it in time and
removed the diseased testicle. Shortly thereafter I was home on leave
from the Army and attended a family poker game one Saturday night with
Sammy in attendance.
As he agonized over whether or not to bet on his
hand I remarked "Come on Sammy, bet like you got a pair!" Of course I
meant "like you got a pair of aces or tens or kings, etc." But once the
words left my mouth I realized that it also meant "like you got a pair
of balls" and he most certainly didn't have a pair in that sense!
I was mortified, but looking around the table (and much to my relief) no one
else seemed to have caught the double entendre.......something I
haven't confided to Sammy to this day.
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