We'd like to present a brief advertisement for one of the few companies offering Testicular Implants in this day and age of FDA approvals and liability suits.

Nuts Were Us!TM

A word from our founder:

"The shortage of testicular implants prompted me to found Nuts Were Us!, a company dedicated to offering the best in quality and novelty prostheses. I say this with pride because I'm not only the President, I'm a member with one nut!"

Ned Nadless, CEO, Nuts Were Us!

Call for our latest prices: (800) NAD-LESS Ask about our installment plan!

The "Party In Your Pants" Collection:

The Pocket Billiards Collection:

Multi-function prostheses:

Luxury Collection:

Bargain Basement: Order the following discontinued Items at rock bottom prices.

Recall notices / other warnings:

Remember folks, this was just a joke. You can't buy any of these things, no matter how much you may want them... ;-)

Thanks to Chris Ingham for this joke.

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