Good News and Bad News...

A patient wakes up following an operation to find the doctor standing at the foot of the bed. He asks, "Doctor, how did it go?"

"Well, I have good news and bad news", says the doctor.

"Give me the good news, I feel terrible and I need cheering up"

"The good news is that we managed to save your testicles"

"Thats terrific. What's the bad news?"

"They are under your pillow."

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