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Apparently, you do not have the ability to see frames (or something else is broken). You really need frames to view the Humor section of the TCRC, but in this case we'll just show you a random joke.
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<FONT color="#C62118" size="+1"><B>Early Retirement</B></FONT>
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<P>The pentagon recently found that it had too many generals and
offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any
general who retired straight away his full annually benefits
PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a straight line
along the retiring general's body between two points he
chose. (Something Congress came up with!)
<P>The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to
measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six
feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.00.
<P>The second general asked them to measure from the tip of
his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked
out with a check for $960,000.00.
<P>Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When
he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man.
"From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls."
<P>The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get
the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical
Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did.
<P>The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the
general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said,
where are your balls?" The general replied, "In Viet Nam." </font>
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