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Apparently, you do not have the ability to see frames (or something else is broken). You really need frames to view the Humor section of the TCRC, but in this case we'll just show you a random joke.
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<FONT color="#C62118" size="+1"><B>David Letterman's Top Ten Signs<br>
You're at a Bad Hospital</B></FONT>
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#10. You go in for routine surgery, and you come out with a tail.<p>
#9. Most of the medical equipment bears the Wham-O logo.<p>
#8. The PA keeps paging "Dr. Jack Daniels" and "Dr. Jim Beam".<p>
#7. They don't care about Blue Cross, they just want the keys to your car.<p>
#6. You notice the framed diplomas are all signed by Sally Struthers. <p>
#5. The Orderly keeps calling you "Spot" and checking you for ticks. <p>
#4. You recognize your doctor as the kid who was mopping the lobby when you checked in.<p>
#3. You protest that a can of Dr. Pepper isn't medicine and they say, "It's not?"<p>
#2. Every couple of minutes, you hear a bugle playing taps.<p>
#1. As you're going under, you hear the surgeon say, "Man, am I <i><b>toasted</b></i>..."
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