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Apparently, you do not have the ability to see frames (or something else is broken). You really need frames to view the Humor section of the TCRC, but in this case we'll just show you a random joke.
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<P>We'd like to present a brief advertisement for one of the few companies
offering Testicular Implants in this day and age of FDA approvals and
liability suits.
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<FONT COLOR="#C62118">Nuts Were Us!<SUP><FONT SIZE=+0>TM</FONT></SUP></FONT></H1></CENTER>
A word from our founder:
<P>"The shortage of testicular implants prompted me to found Nuts Were
Us!, a company dedicated to offering the best in quality and novelty prostheses.
I say this with pride because I'm not only the President, I'm a member
with one nut!"
<DIV ALIGN=right>Ned Nadless, CEO, Nuts Were Us!</DIV>
<P>Call for our latest prices: (800) NAD-LESS Ask about our installment
plan!
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<P>The "Party In Your Pants" Collection:
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<P>Magic 8 Ball - Great for parties! New sayings, such as: "Ask again...
PLEASE!" "YES YES!"
<P>The Laughing Bag - Imagine the surprise of your guests when they discover
the source of this cackling laughter! Requires a 9-volt battery -- DO NOT
USE IN THE BATH.
<P>Googly-Eyes (for the totally nadless) - Realistic, bloodshot eyeballs, complete with springs,
for the surprise of her life!
<P>Jingle Ball - Fun for the holidays, or anytime you want to hear him coming.
<P>Happy Fun Ball - As seen on Saturday Night Live. Remember: Do not taunt
Happy Fun Ball.
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<P>The Pocket Billiards Collection:
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<P>New remov-a-ball technology allows you
to change from solids to stripes whenever you choose. Collect all 15 plus
the cue (stick not included).
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<P>Multi-function prostheses:
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<P>Ball and Chain - Actually a fully functional pocket watch! Featuring Indi-GLObe(tm)
technology for night viewing.
<P>Mixed Nuts (for the totally nadless) - Hey, sometimes you feel like a nut. Your choice of cashew,
peanut, almond or brazil. Salt to taste.
<P>The MAGNUT - A magnet that provides a convenient place for that hide-a-key.
Warning: Do not approach large appliances.
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<P>Luxury Collection:
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<P>The Family Jewel - We have the balls to fit any size budget, from topaz
to diamond solitaire. Great for the man who had everything!
<P>The Pearl - For the Steinback fan. Sizes, of course, are Large, Medium,
Small, and Minnie.
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<P>Bargain Basement:
Order the following discontinued Items at rock bottom prices.
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<P>Fraggle Rock
<br>Powerball
<br>Rock of Ages
<br>Rock of Gibraltar
<br>GONAD 2000
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<P>Recall notices / other warnings:
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<P>Great Ball of Fire: This was simply a bad idea, and we apologize profusely.
Although we claim no liability, we will accept all returns (ignited or
not) for merchandise credit.
<P>Balls of Steel: Not to be used in conjunction with the MAGnut.
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<font color="#C62118">Remember folks, this was just a joke. You can't buy any of these things, no matter
how much you may want them... ;-)</font>
<P><p align="right">Thanks to Chris Ingham for this joke.</p></font>
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