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Apparently, you do not have the ability to see frames (or something else is broken). You really need frames to view the Humor section of the TCRC, but in this case we'll just show you a random joke.
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<FONT color="#C62118" size="+1"><B>Tickle Me Elmo</B></FONT>
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<P>A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly
at 8:00 AM.
<P>The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
backing up.
<P>The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the
place.
<P>At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both
watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles,
and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
<P>The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and
says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job
is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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