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<FONT color="#C62118" size="+1"><B>Squirrel Philosophy</B></FONT>
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<P>Squirrel Philosophy - A Comparison of Squirrel Philosophical Theories in
the Late 20th Century
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<li>Capitalist Squirrels - He who dies with the most nuts, wins.</li>
<li>Hari Krishna Squirrels - He who plays with the most nuts, wins.</li>
<li>Catholic Squirrels - He who denies himself the most nuts, wins. </li>
<li>Anglican Squirrels - They were our nuts first. </li>
<li>Greek Orthodox Squirrels - No, they were OURS first. </li>
<li>Atheist Squirrels - There is no nut maker.</li>
<li>Polytheist Squirrels - There are many nut makers. </li>
<li>Church of Christ Scientist Squirrels - We are the nuts. </li>
<li>Communist Squirrels - Everyone gets the same number of nuts. </li>
<li>Bahai Squirrels - All nuts are just fine with us. </li>
<li>Taoist Squirrels - The pecan is as important as the almond. </li>
<li>Mormon Squirrels - Every boy squirrel can have as many nuts as he wants. </li>
<li>7th day Adventist Squirrels - He who plays with his nuts on Sabbath, loses. </li>
<li>Southern Baptist Squirrels - If your nut is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to hell. </li>
<li>Jehovah's Witness Squirrels - He who sells the most nuts door-to-door, wins.</li>
<li>Pentecostal Squirrels - He whose nuts can talk, wins.</li>
<li>Existential Squirrels - Nuts are a figment of your imagination. </li>
<li>Confucian Squirrels - Once a nut is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.</li>
<li>Non-denominationalism Squirrels - We don't care where the nuts
came from, let's just play with them. </li>
<li>Agnostic Squirrels - It is not possible to know whether nuts make a bit of difference. </li>
<li>Unitarian Universalist Squirrels - We still haven't decided if the nuts exist. </li>
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