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Apparently, you do not have the ability to see frames (or something else is broken). You really need frames to view the Humor section of the TCRC, but in this case we'll just show you a random joke.
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<FONT color="#C62118" size="+1"><B>Getting a Sperm Count</B></FONT>
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<P>A couple tried for a while to conceive a child but had no luck. So, they
went to the doctor. The doctor advised them to continue trying on their
own, but they were sure there was a clinical reason for infertility.
<P>So the doctor examined the woman, ran a few tests, and determined she
could in fact get pregnant. The doctor then wanted a sperm sample from
the man. He gave the couple a sealed sterile jar, and sent them into the
exam room for an hour, and it was time for the clinic to close when the
couple came out. They looked very embarrassed, and produced an empty
jar. The doctor looked at the jar, looked at the couple, and asked if
there was some problem.
<P>The man looked at the ground and said, "Well, doc, I hate to admit I
had a problem with this. I tried, but my hands are really tired. I tried
with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, I tried with both hands,
nothing. So my wife tried to help me, and then she tried with her left
hand, and tried with her right hand, she pulled and pulled, but it just
didn't help. Then we found some Vaseline in a cabinet. She rubbed it
really good under the edge but that didn't help either. She tried using
her mouth, but after trying that for a while, she just ended up with a
sore jaw. We couldn't figure out what else to do, so we came out here.
<P>The doctor said. "Do you often have a problem with impotence?"
<P>The man said, "Impotence!? Hell no! We couldn't get the damn
jar open!!"
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