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<FONT color="#C62118" size="+1"><B>Ovi's World of the Bizarre<BR>
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<p>THE MISSING TESTICLE
<p>VILNIUS, Lithuania -- A 58-year old woman was arrested after the
failed attempt to castrate her husband. She did succeed to cut
off one of her husband's testicles.
Apparently, the woman was under the influence of alcohol. The
police searched the house and found the missing testicle on top of
a wardrobe with a surgeon's knife next to it.
<P>Man Bites Off Dog's Testicles
<BR>Source: LB Press-Telegram
<P>CORNING (01-22) -- A man angry when a stray dog tried to
mount his pet German Shepard is accused of cruelty to animals
for biting the stray dog's genitals. Raymond Leroy Belew, 25,
an iron worker, tried to separate the two dogs. When the
black-and-white dog failed to leave, Belew bit off the stray
dog's genitals. "Maybe the mutt bit him, maybe it didn't. He
had red marks, but no broken skin," said Tehama County
sheriff Cmdr. Paul Hosler.
<P>A study published in a 1995 issue of the Journal of Urology estimated
that 600,000 men in the U. S. are impotent from injuries to their
crotches, about 40% of them from too-vigorous bicycling. [Boston
Globe, 10-16-95]
<P>In a medical journal, University of New Hampshire researchers found
that one adolescent boy in ten has been kicked in the testicles by
another kid, 40% of the time by girls. Boys who wear glasses or have
other physical limitations are three times more likely to be kicked
and a year after the kicking, one-fourth of the victims still suffered
depression from the incident. [USA Today-Journal of the American
Medical Association, 12-6- 95]
<P>"If you're not a dog owner, it seems silly," admits Gregg Miller,
inventor of Neuticles, which has already been tried out in 817 dogs.
The what? Plastic replacement testicles, implanted after a dog is
neutered, available in five sizes from Chihuahua ($28) to Great
Dane ($32). "With these, the dog looks the same. He feels the same.
He doesn't even know he's been neutered," Miller says. [Reuter]
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